Category: maybe baseball or wrestling

Two cats with demanding sleep schedules. Instead of licking their own ass, they wipe it on the hardwood floors. If I’m lucky there’s streaks

Pouting on a moonlit bay, sat a slug grumpily wasting his time away. He’d slig and slag, hop and clop, but nothing could make his world pop. He’d try and try with all his might but happiness it seemed was sealed up tight. Then one day down that same bay, came a snail who said…

#booksigrewupwith  Watership Down.. it had me at talking rabbits.. #booksigrewupwith Grimm’s Fairy Tales … Forget watered down Disney-fied versions.. this is how it really happened  

Gonzo needs a toy. #dogslife

Gonzo wants pancakes #dogslife

My DM’s[Darling Mother] maltese [Gonzo] came with us to the bank, but we only used the atm. The #dog thought it shouldve given him a biscuit. #sad #stupidmachines

I have inadvertently created a monster #imy (apparently I also used my cat as a hashtag at one point. that just isn’t right. lol)

I think a Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster are sitting in a foreclosed condo in Lakeview reading my mail w Newman #controllinginformation

There is a spot in the apt where all the fans converge at a point. Can u guess where the cat has been for 2 days?