1. What happened this weekend?
This weekend was recovery time from the Vegas trip and Saturday I went out for dinner with Stacy and her parents, Sunday I watched Entourage

2. Who’s car were you in last?
My grandma’s car yesterday to go into town

3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?
I will be seeing Stacy today so if I play my cards right…

4. What color shirt are you wearing?
Right now I have on my navy blue & yellow – Charlie Brown BLOCKHEAD U shirt

5. How long is your hair?
still very short. I got it cut right before Vegas

8. Last movie you watched?
I watched some of National Lampoon’s Vacation the other night on AMC

9. Last thing you ate?
just finished a bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats…when you get to be an old man like me, you need that fiber in your diet

10. Last thing you drank?
had a glass of Crystal Light Lemonade to finish off the pitcher before I head out for a couple of days

11. Where did you sleep last night?
in my bed in my way too hot even with the ceiling fan on high and the window open bedroom

13. Are you happy right now?
I’ll see what happens when I take my car to the dealership over in Ottawa. If it is nothing major…then I will be real happy when Stacy joins me in Ottawa.

14. What did you say last?
Kiss my ass…two minutes after my grandma left the house to get her hair done and tried to be smart to me about leaving before she got back.

15. Where is your phone?
on the table beside me

16. What was the last museum you went to?
I think that would be the Art Institute in Chicago

17. What color are your eyes?
shit brown

19. Who came over last?
While I was here…Stacy a couple of weeks ago. Yeah we get a lot of visitors at this Haunted Mansion

20. When was the last time you had your heart broken?
2005

21. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
Does anyone even need to guess at this? I think it is pretty common knowledge of who I would kill with my bare hands

22. What are you listening to?
The garbage trucks outside are making an awful racket

23. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Winning lottery ticket

24. What is your favorite scent?
In the immortal words of Sgt. Slaughter, “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”

25. Who makes you happiest right now?
Stacy, James Christopher, the rest of my friends

26. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I think I watching a little bit of Denis Leary on Conan waiting for Stacy to sign on

30. Are you left-handed?
nah, righty all the way

32. What’s for dinner tonight?
Depends on where we go with Stacy’s parents and Papa when we do dinner in LaSalle-Peru

33. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I had 2 sips of champagne several years ago and it might have been toilet water for all I know for as bad as it tasted

35. When Is Your Birthday?
November 8 so now you have no excuse for not getting me gifts

36. Who was the last person you sent a text to?
Stacy

37.When is that last time you were in a swimming pool?
Phoenix, Arizona back in March…yeah this whale doesn’t risk getting beached

39. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Grandma and I went to the mecca (Wal-Mart) yesterday to get some dirt to fill in some holes in the backyard. No comment on why there are holes in my backyard that need extra dirt to fill in.

40. How do you feel about your hair right now?
I am heartbroken by my hair. I think it is having an affair on me. I have no proof but our relationship just hasn’t been the same lately. I’m thinking about hiring a private investigator.

41. Do you have any expensive jewelery?
I thought about buying a $55,000 rolex when I was out in Vegas because of the story that Tully Blanchard tells on the Horsemen DVD about a kid using all his life savings etc to buy a Rolex so he could be like the Horsemen. I didn’t think it would be worth selling my house in order to get though.

42. AIM or MSN?
AIM- iwafannin but in the immortal words of John Cena – “You can’t see me” unless I have you on my friends list and there is only 8 names there and I don’t plan on adding anymore

46. Where does most of your family live?
Illinois but there is quite a few in Kentucky

47. Are you an only child or do you have siblings.
I’m an only child because my parents knew that they couldn’t improve upon me

48.Do you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Nah…My fridge is still going strong after all these years so I’m still cool. Now another day in that 115 degree heat in Vegas and I surely would have spoiled. Wait a minute. I am not just some piece of meat!

49. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Today is going to be one of those days where I can’t help myself

50. Do you drink?
I drink two quarts of crystal light at least every day

52. Myspace or Facebook?
I have never been to facebook and would have to google it to find the adress. Myspace all the way.

53. Do you have T-Mobile?
I did a long long time ago. Then I went to Nextel/Sprint but now I have AT&T/Cingular. Yeah I get around…you wanna make something of it?

54. What is your favorite subject in school?
I was a history buff. Not to be confused with Mitch Page being a Buff mark

55. What type of boy/girl do you usually fall for?.
One that is big enough or strong enough to knock me down. I don’t just bump for no reason.

57. Do you have any talents?
I can make myself hated by the masses fairly easily

58. Have you ever been IN a wedding?
Yes. I was in Chris Finch’s wedding and I was in Mark Watson’s wedding. I left Mark’s reception quickly though to get to the Meeting of the Minds IWA show that night and he hasn’t spoken to me since, 3 years. Yeah wrestling cost me a friend of 16 years that day. Oh well. You gotta make sacrifices.

58. Do you have any children??
Why are there two #58s but yet no #56 or #59? But the answer to this misnumbered question is NO

60. Did you take a nap today?
Shit it is just 10 am. I’ve been up for an hour and you want to know if I have taken a nap already? WTF?

61. Ever met someone famous?
More than I can ever remember between wrestling and autograph shows. I’ve also met Faith Hill backstage at a concert, Sugarland and Miranda Lambert too. Yep being a ZZZZZ list celebrity has its priviledges…(as does paying the $20 or so to get into the fan club)

63. Do you want to be famous one day?
Well I’d have to meet the Undertaker first so he could make my ass famous

66. Could you handle being in the military?
Yes but the military couldn’t handle me being in it. I will kill them all in Iraq and Afghanistan and say “I can’t tell them apart” as my excuse.

67. What is your average phone bill?
grandma pays the house phone. My cell phone will be expensive since it has the net on it now.

68. Do you believe in Karma?
Yes I do and I can’t wait for the day that it comes back to bite my enemies in the ass

72. Ever been to Las Vegas?
Why yes I have. I just got back from there. I deny any involvement in the casino shooting that went down. I was at the airport on my way back and besides, it wasn’t anyone on the SHITLIST that got shot. (Sidenote: what the hell happened to #69-71? I think this survey was put together by the Nixon White House. Give yourself a gold star if you get that reference)

73. What are you doing today?
I am going to take my car to Ottawa and keep my fingers crossed that there is nothing major wrong with it. I am then going to have dinner with Stacy, her parents and her Papa. Then Stacy and I are going to paint the town of DeKalb red.

74. Have you ever been gambling?
I did gamble a total of $25 on my week in Vegas

76. Have you been to New York ?
I have been to Yankee Stadium, Queens, Long Island and Niagra Falls/Buffalo

77. Ever been to Disneyland/world?
Only for like my 30th birthday party. It was well talked about on here. It was a great time

78. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
I am a big fan of Droopy Dog, Stewie Griffin and Cartman. I think Cartman closely resembles me

79. Last thing you cooked?
I made myself hamburgers while my grandma was on vacation at the cabin