The Good – Happy Birthday to Shaina. I’m sure she will have a fun time tonight. I’ll have to get her present to her later though cause I don’t have a chance to do it today.

The Bad – David Parks’ car is broken down now. The bad luck with cars continues. We think it is his alternator. I hate cars.

The Ugly – My new haircut does not do wonders for me. Haircuts aren’t miracle workers to begin with but this one definitely leaves a lot to be desired.

The Good – David Parks has come up with a great saying – “If I hear Hype one more time, everybody dies.” We don’t know how everybody will die but by God we will find a way.

The Bad – David Allan Coe fell down a flight of steps and has cancelled his concert at Coyote’s tonight. No country concert. No wearing my cut off sleeve denim DAC shirt. No seeing Bull bust heads as a bouncer.

The Ugly – Did I mention my haircut?

The Good – Mickie, David and I were at Long John Silvers/KFC last night and came up with a new plan. Ask for world peace. We want world peace. Let the world be peaceful and have no fighting. Then when the world least expects it, I attack. World domination should be mine by November. Everybody dies…except for about 50 people. Snakes will die with everybody. Meg has politely asked that I destroy all spiderwebs along with the snakes. I think I can find it in the kindness of my heart to do that one thing for her. So spiders and snakes will now get it along with everybody. I will take no more requests however. Those that have been following along will understand why she gets to have a request fulfilled. The rest of you are just SOL. Of course, there are exceptions to the rules but we don’t need to get into that now.

The Bad – Buying televisions at Wal-Mart in the middle of the night. Damn theiving crackheads must be an epidemic because Wal-Mart had to call my credit card company and get approval to put the charge through. That took half an hour, two disconnected phone calls and me finally saying Fck it and putting it on another credit card to get out of the store. They then only had two registers open…one express lane and one regular. Some bitch went through the express lane with 2 carts full of groceries. I don’t think that is 10 items or less. Way to make sure that both lanes are fcked because some whore has no common decency or the ability to read a big ass sign. It almost caused mega ultra mass homicide at the Wal-Mart I swear to God.

The Ugly – The amount of effort it took Mickie and myself to try and find a way to fit the television set into Patti’s car so we could get back to the house and watch Date Movie and other random DVDs.

The Good – We watched the movie The Incredibles. Awesome movie. I loved it. I think the little kid that turned into the stalker and heel was a good imitation on Sox. I will have to keep my eyes peeled on him to make sure that he doesn’t turn into that kid and try to kill me and others.

The Bad – Buying the new unrated edition of The Hills Have Eyes. It has a special plastic covering that has “blood” in it. I didn’t realize it when I picked up the DVD. I was walking along and then saw blood running down the DVD box and thought that I had cut myself open while picking it up. Damn them for fooling me and almost causing me to have a stroke.

The Ugly – My Charlie Brown tshirt after James Christopher got me real good yesterday.

That concludes this edition of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. We will be leaving for Baltimore and Philly here shortly. I will be gone for about a week.

Until next time…