Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays

Today is not off to a good start ladies and gents. Not good at all. Of course it could be my pessimism talking. I usually run at a 75/25 split with pessimism over optimism but today is more a 95/5 split. It didn’t bode well for me at the gym. Blah to today. Blah indeed. Fusion just got ahold of me with his latest doctor’s report. 160/100 and it looks like the great chicanery planned for the 19th will not occur. I’m thinking that the world has turned down my truce offer and is sticking it to me with extra gusto today. Why should the world accept a peace offering anyway when it is so clearly winning the war? Well I have a few ideas up my sleeve and a couple of other options that can turn the tide and even the score. Only time will tell. But what better way to perk up the day than stealing a long winded survey from Ray’s LJ? I thought so!

RED- Anger:
1. Are you currently mad at someone?: When am I not mad at someone?
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?: well compared to me, they all pale in comparison here but I’ll go with Ian.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?: I onced opened the door of the UHaul I was driving and hung out the door while still slightly moving and threw a bottle left handed at a semi truck that wouldn’t let me over on the Tri-State Tollway. I can find several other instances like this but I want to keep this short.
4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry?: My face is always red…I’m always angry…coincidence? I think not.
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?: I prefer to swing things or choke people. Yelling and screaming is good as well but I do have a death stare that I break out as well.

ORANGE – Excitement:
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party?: Well if they did, it was a success because I don’t know about it
2. Are you easily excited?: If by excited you mean pissed off then yes at the drop of a hat.
3. What event is coming up that your most excited about?: It was the 19th…now all signs point towards a disaster bigger than Pearl Harbor and the Hindenburg explosion.
4. Which of your friends is most excitable?: I don’t have excitable friends
5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?: Heads will roll…heads will roll
6. If you could have anything right now what would it be?: Something to ease the pain in my stomach

YELLOW – Self Discovery:
1. Name: James Michael Fannin
2. Where were you born?: Morris Community Hospital
3. Whats your main goal in life?: Happiness
4. Do you want to have children?: Well they always say that you want what you can’t have
5. How do you want to die?: As a result of a shootout after I have taken about 10-15 people with me

GREEN – Opinions:
1. Sex before marriage?: Well I enjoyed it.
2. Gay Marriage?: Well I don’t think it is what God intended but God hates me so I don’t really care anymore
3. Lowering the drinking age?: well underage kids get liquor all the time. If you can go to war, vote and smoke, why not drink? What does the 3 extra years do.
4. Capital Punishment?: I am all for murderers and rapists and scum of the earth being wiped off the face of the earth
5. Abortion?: I’ve stated my opinion several times in the past. Don’t do the one thing that leads to children if you don’t want any children. Find some other ways to have fun.
6. Recycling?: I save cans because I can get money by turning them in. The rest, I don’t give a shit about. Let them rummage through the garbage dumps and find stuff to recycle.

BLUE – Dreams:
1. What was your latest dream?: I don’t have dreams anymore. I have nightmares.
2. Have any of your dreams come true? None of my dreams came true but plenty of the nightmares have.
3. Do you usually remember your dreams?: No
4. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?: I have no idea.

PURPLE – Love:
1. Straight, Gay, Bi?: Straight.
2. Do you have a bf/gf: Well that would definitely be nice
3. Do you have a crush?: Perhaps…but what does it matter…really?
4. Who is the best hugger that you know? Perhaps Mickie when she doesn’t have a bad back.
5. Do you believe in Love at first sight?: Well from past experience, I think that plenty of women believe in “disgust at first sight” and “repulsion at first sight” and even “pity at first sight”

Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday? 1

Q: What color shirt are you wearing? Gray

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday: Breathe.

Q: What color are your walls? faux wood paneling

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now? maybe $12

Q: Hockey? I hate hockey

Q: When was the last time you saw your Dad? February 28, 1996.

Q:Who got you to join [LJ]?: No one. I was bored and wanted to see what people were saying.

Q: What did you have for dinner last night? Maria’s pizza. yeah I know I said I wasn’t going to do that with the way my stomach was acting but I caved…and it was damn good too. I wish I could have a few more today.

Q: Is Tom on your friends list? No. I didn’t know Tom so I deleted him asap.

Q: Look to your left: I’m not a trained seal. I don’t act on command.

Q: What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? A tshirt from Ian

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? lj, myspace, iwa, yahoo

Q: Do you have plants in your room? No

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now? Yes.

Q: What city/country was your last taxicab ride in? Louisville to Clarksville, IN

Q: Recent time you were really upset?: I’m thinking January 20th could qualify for that award

1. Person you saw: my grandma
2. Hugged: my grandma
3. Shopped: Wal-Mart…finally found Papa Shango for Fusion
4. Movie watched: Meet the Fockers
5. Song you listened to: I can’t recall

1. What are you doing now: Trying to find a reason to be in a better mood
2. What are you doing tonight: Watching That 70s Show, Deal or No Deal and the Cubs lose their 7th straight game
3. What are you going to eat for lunch: a bowl of Special K Vanilla Almond

1. Is: Tuesday
2. Got any plans: I suppose that I’ll wake up…if I do, I’ll go to the gym and do what I always do…watch tv and computer
3. Goal: not to be too overly miserable
4. Dislikes: way too many to mention






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