Survey stolen from Meg

1. One of your scars, how did you get it?
Corporal Robinson and a folding chair gave me a scar in the middle of my forehead. I used to have a picture somewhere of the end result but it isn‘t on the computer.

2. What is on the walls in your room?
I have pictures of me with the guys that I have managed. There is an empty spot on the wall where the picture of Danny Daniels and me used to hang. I don‘t have pics with everybody so I need to get another one and fill the opening.

3. What does your cell phone look like?
Two tone gray Motorola Nextel phone. I‘m sure everyone has seen one.

4. What music do you like to listen to?
I love country music and I listen to some pop. Frank Sinatra, Tom Jones and 60s music are great as well. I hate heavy metal and rap.

5. Do you know what time you were born?
I think around 6 pm but I‘m not sure.

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
The only thing that I want and can‘t just go out and get is a girlfriend. I have the money and the means to get whatever else I want.

7. What do you miss?
I miss having Morris Redskin football games to go to on Friday nights that are IWAless.

8. What is your most prized possession?
I don‘t have one. I guess if forced to pick, my Redskins jersey from my standing on the sideline days and pictures of me with my mom, my dad and my grandpa

9. What is your favorite smell?
My sinuses do not allow me to smell very often. I like the smell of some perfumes and some food.

10. Do you get claustrophobic?
Not very often but at times I do find myself feeling that way.

11. Do you get scared in the dark?
No. I can‘t see my own face in the dark so I scare other people in the dark.

12. There’s no number 12? Hmm.

13. What is your favorite cologne/perfume?
I wear Stetson. Axe and Tag are liars. I have tried both and never been attacked by women trying to get to me. I guess they leave out the “does not work with ugly” from their advertising campaign.

14. What kind of hair do you like on the opposite sex?
Shoulder length or slightly longer…red. Pigtails are my kryptonite. Braided pigtails are my double kryptonite.

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed at?
I‘m not a betting man but I‘m willing to put some money on the fact that I will never be proposed at.

16. Coffee or energy drinks?
Neither but of the two I‘d take coffee with cream and sugar.

17. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni and pineapple.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
My grandma‘s meatloaf which I have had for two days now since it was our Christmas dinner.

19. Who is the last person you made mad?
I make lots of people mad. Most of them I don‘t give a shit about. I‘m sure the last one I made mad that I care about is probably Mickie.

20. Do you speak in a different language?
I know some Spanish. I took 4 years in high school and 4 semesters in college but I can only figure it out if it is written down.

21. What was the first gift someone ever gave you (of the opposite sex)?
I’m not sure. It was probably something from Shaina but I just can’t remember what it was.

[22-27 had an incident]

28. Would you fall in love knowing that person is leaving?
Leaving? What do you mean? Dying? Moving Away? Going to the store? I could never love anyone that was going to the store…unless they bought me some hamburger.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
Actions speak louder than words. Anybody can say how much you mean to them. I prefer to show it by doing everything that I can for them and by always being there for them.

30. Say a number from one to a hundred:
A number from one to a hundred. (Perfect answer Meg…) Since she took my answer, I’ll go with my second instinct and say 73.

31. Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes…although I can be rejected just as easily by blondes.

32. What is the one number you call most often?
Ian‘s and I won‘t list it on here.

33. What annoys you most?
Having to coexist with the shit list. It drives me crazy and I have answered this question three previous times and it always ends up being a page long and filled with hatred. The Bears swept the Packers today so I am finally in a good mood and won‘t kill it due to some sack of shit that I despise with every ounce and fiber of my body (and that is a lot of ounces and a lot of fiber).

34. Have you been out of your native country?
Yes. I went to Canada when I was visiting my aunt and uncle in Niagra Falls. I hated it and will never ever go back.

35. Your weaknesses?
I have a weakness for redheads. I hate very easily. I love too much when I finally allow myself to love. I’m easy to piss off and I’m easy to hurt. I don’t make friends very easily.

37. First job?
I worked for Morris Department of Public Works. I mowed the parks and kept them clean. It was easy money and they didn’t care if I wanted to take the day off and go to the Cubs game or the Sox game and when it rained I didn’t have to work either.

38. Ever done a prank call?

39. What were you doing before you filled out the survey?
Talking with Maniwa and filling out another survey.

40. If you could get plastic surgery what would it be?
I wouldn‘t. God made me this way and I‘m not going to change it.

41. Why did you fill out this survey?
I’m bored…and a survey whore. (Perfect answer again Meg)

42. What do you get complimented about most?
My loyalty. I have been getting some kudos for the promo I cut on Jimmy Jacobs last weekend but mostly for my loyalty.

43. What would you do if alcohol became illegal?
I would try to expand on my role as Godfather and look into becoming the next Al Capone.

44. What do you want for your birthday?
My birthday is 10 and ½ months away. I have no idea what I’ll want by then but I would assume that it would still be the same as question #6.

45. How many kids do you want?
I would love to have a son to carry on the Fannin name. Vegas has zero kids though as the overwhelming odds on favorite.

46. Were you named after anyone?
I was named after my dad‘s brother whom died at the age of 16 in a car accident.

47. Do you wish on stars?

48. What’s your favorite finger?
The one I can give people. (Meg is on a roll and this one I will change)

49. When did you last cry?
It is nobody‘s business but mine.

50. Do you like your handwriting?

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Lunch meat implies cold cuts. I don‘t eat cold cuts. I eat hamburgers.

52. Any bad habits?
I bite my nails. I curse far too much. I hold grudges. I’m a pessimist.

53. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf?
My Cds are in the car and I’m not embarrassed by any of them.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
I‘m not very fond of me as it is so if I were someone else I would probably hate me with a passion.

56. Do looks matter?
Of course. They matter a whole helluva lot. That is why I‘m where I‘m at.

57. How do you release anger?
A lot of ranting. Yelling angry things. Wishing death upon those that anger me. Hitting things and throwing things.

58. Where is your second home?
Ian‘s house would be where I spend enough time to call second home.

59. Do you trust others easily?
Nope. You have to get into my inner circle and that is tough.

60. What was your favorite toy as a child?
AWA Remco wrestling ring and figures.

63. Do you use sarcasm?
Sarcasm gets me through the day. It is my friend and I love it.

64. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
No. I‘m not fond of people I don‘t know bumping into me. It is a surefire way to get me to fight.

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl?
This is a good one. I look for things that place the girl out of my league so I am destined for failure from the get go. Here we go anyway for Fannin’s perfect woman: 5’4, red hair, non smoker, non drinker, Cubs & Bears fan, conservative, smart, beautiful eyes and lips, that has already gone through the wild stages and is just looking to settle down and be with someone that loves her and would treat her great and take care of her.

66. What are your nicknames?
Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy Jamm, J.J., JJ Dillon.

68. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

70. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chunky Monkey from Ben and Jerry’s.

72. What are your favorite colors?
Red & Black or Maroon, Gold & White.

73. How many wisdom teeth do you have?
All of them.

74. Who/what do you miss most right now?
I miss doing surveys that didn‘t repeat questions since this was question 7.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?
I don‘t care if they do or not.

76. What are you listening to right now?
My grandma has the news on in the kitchen.

77. Last thing you ate?
My sandwich concoction of meatloaf, hot sauce, ketchup, mashed potatoes, corn, mac & cheese and baked beans. It may sound and look gross but it all ends up in the same place anyway so why not send it down at the same time?

78. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Ian called to wish me a Merry Christmas.

79. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

80. Where were you born?
Morris, IL

81. Scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
BFE, Ian and myself almost dying when I totaled my Jeep Cherokee on the way to a MAW show in Milwaukee during a snowstorm back in March of 2000.

82. Favorite drink?
Coke Zero in a can.

83. Favorite joke?
The interrupting cow knock knock joke.

84. What is your favorite sport?
Football followed closely by baseball.

85. Hair color?
I have dark brown hair

86. Eye color?

87. Do you wear glasses?
I have to wear glasses at night while I‘m driving due to my left eye.

88. Siblings?
I‘m an only child.

89. Favorite month?
November isn‘t too bad when Redskins make it to the state championship and I have a good birthday.

90. You like sushi?
Nope. I want my fish cooked and served to me at Long John Silvers.

91. Last thing you watched?
The Shield. A few episodes from my DVD of Season 1

92. Favorite day of the year?
I don‘t have a favorite day. They are all the same to me.

93. Are you too shy to ask people out?
It‘s not that I‘m shy as much as it is that I assume the answer is no and thus have no reason to ask.

94. Summer or winter?
Winter if there isn‘t snow involved.

95. Kisses or hugs?
I get hugs. I can‘t remember kisses.

96. Relationships or one night stands?
Relationships…ONS aren’t even an option.

97. Who do you secretly love?
No one. I secretly LIKE someone. I don’t know them well enough to know if I LOVE them. Besides, if I gave a name, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore now would it?

98. How many people have you macked it with in the past year?
I do not speak ebonics. I have no idea what the question is asking. After speaking with Nick Maniwa and getting some clarification, the answer to this question would be zero.

99. What books are you reading?
None. I wait for them to come out as a movie.

100. Where do you work?
IWA Mid-South.

101. Don’t you wish there were more questions to this survey, because you’re still bored and you don’t have anything else to do after this and no one else is up this late and you don’t feel like playing video games or sleeping, or even going to the bathroom, or catching avian flu?

I‘m pretty bored at this stage so I‘m glad that the survey is done. I‘ve filled this thing out 3 times now today and the other two times it wouldn‘t post because Tom sucks ass at myspace. I now have it saved and won‘t have to retype it if myspace still wants to be a bitch.






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