Now accepting applications & 2 surveys

Are you a single female between the ages of 23-30?  Do you know a single woman between the ages of 23-30?; Do you or someone you know actually think that I would be a nice catch and worth having a relationship with; Well I am now accepting applications for someone new to put atop the Top 5 list; You can either post on here your qualifications or if you don’t want it to be public, you can email me at iwafannin73@yahoo.com.

As most of you that have read this know, I have reached the end of my failures with Mickie so I need someone else to put atop the list before Mickie stabs me in my sleep.  I could pick Shaina to move back up to number one but we already tried that and discovered that we work better as friends. I could move Jennessa into number one but I already received her answers to the survey in which she said she wouldn’t date me and I don’t own a pickup truck. I could move Rain to the top of the list but the new idea here is for the top spot to be someone that will say yes; That takes care of everyone that I spend time with and talk to and also Rain who according to Brent Blades is “hotter than a toaster” and I tend to agree; I’m tired of failing so we’ll go this route.

You have plenty of time to search high and low and come up with viable candidates as my main focus will be IWA Mid-South through the end of the year; Once it is determine whether IWA survives or folds, then I can focus on my personal life.

These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask:

o1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at? I try to not look at myself in a mirror. My hair when I do look.

o2. How much cash do you have on you?: $5 but I do have $5 worth of lottery tickets for the $150 million mega millions game tonight so hopefully that changes

o3. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”?: Rest

o4. Favorite plant? a money tree

o5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?: probably Chris…I’m too lazy to go look it up

o6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?: a generic ring tone from nextel

o7. What shirt are you wearing right now?: Red Mark Prior Cubs Tshirt

o8. Do you “label” yourself, could you?: tell me what the fuck that means and I’ll give you an answer

o9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?: shoeless at the moment but if I had some on they would be Nike

1o. Bright or Dark Room?: bright. I’m starting to get headaches when on the computer in a dark room.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?: Ken needs to dance with Nate again

12. Ever “spilled the beans”?: for the right amount of money

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?: I was either on the computer or trying to go to sleep, I can’t remember.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? I don’t get text messages except from Steve Stone so it was probably something along the lines of riding to a show together or something.

15. Do you ever click on “Pop Ups” or Banners?: Not a chance.

16. What’s a saying that you say a lot?: “Good Day”, “I’d rather eat my pinkie” and “There’s mixed company in the rooooooooooommmmmm”

17. Who told you they loved you last.: my grandma

18. Last furry thing you touched?: my arm

19. How many hours a week do you work?: Zero

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?: none, Digital camera.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?: When I was 25, it was a very good year.

22. Your worst enemy? the world

23. What is your current desktop picture?: Mickie and me in the limo on the way to see Wicked.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?: “I will send out the email for the ad in a few seconds. Bye.”

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?: a million dollars could solve a lot of regrets and I have so many to choose from that it would just be easier to take the million dollars than pick which regret to change.
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12:44am: survey stolen from Jennessa
TEN people I enjoy the company of in no specific order:
1. Ian and Patti – see guys you get listed before Mickie on this one 😉
2. Mickie Knuckles
3. Shaina King
4. Nick Maniwa and Adrianne
5. My grandma
6. My friend Chris Finch
7. The Mayor Rich Wayne and Missy
8. Mark Wolf is always good company
9. Joey is alot of fun to be around when he isn’t saying “I don’t think this is a good idea”
10. Jennessa – even though she didn’t include ME on hers

NINE things I’m wearing:
1. red Cubs Mark Prior tshirt
2. reversible shorts with the Carolina Blue color on the outside/black on inside
3. underwear
4. I don’t think
5. that
6. I could ever
7. have a list
8. of 9 things
9. I’m wearing

EIGHT things on my mind:
1. I need to get to sleep
2. I have to pay my property taxes tomorrow
3. will Morris Quarterback Club find a way for us to do another show in Morris
4. How will I scrape up the money to pay the property taxes
5. what else can I sell on ebay to try and get some extra money
6. what will attendance be like on Friday and Saturday
7. will any of the other schools I wrote to want to do a fundraiser show
8. I need to get to sleep

SEVEN items I touch everyday:
1. fork
2. spoon
3. knife
4. hamburger
5. keyboard
6. glass
7. remote control

SIX things I do everyday:
1. wake up
2. go to the bathroom
3. surf the net
4. watch lots of television
5. sleep
6. eat something with hamburger in it

FIVE things I want to do before I die:
1. go to Southfork Ranch in Dallas
2. go to Florida at least once
3. go to Italy
4. Now for the ones that have no chance – Get married
5. have a son to carry on the Fannin name

FOUR things I would never do:
1. Illegal drugs
2. drink alcohol again
3. go to another ROH show
4. root for Joliet Catholic

THREE things I think when I wake up:
1. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2. damn I got to pee like a Chinese racehorse
3. damn a cheeseburger with only ketchup would taste so great right now

TWO of my favorite fast foods:
1. Burger King
2. McDonalds

ONE person I love more than any other:
1. My grandma. She has done so much for me from taking care of my dad so I could go to University of Kentucky instead of going to school around here to always being there for me whenever I needed anything. She is always looking out for me and trying to keep me in line. Sometimes it is too much but her heart is in the right place.


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