Category: Tshirt Vortex

Nature and Shit – TShirtVortex “Nature and Shit Eagle Deer Bear” T-Shirt Behold the amazing spectacle that is the great outdoors. It’s like God’s little boob tube, complete with majestically soaring eagles, gently prancing deer, and wildly ferocious bears that just want a taste of what is in the picnic basket. It’s a shirt that…

Hungry Hippo Games – Shirtigo “Hungry Hippo Hunger Games” T-Shirt by APSketches and Walmazon The hippopotamus tribes have been doing this for years. Tributes train for years, snatching up all the roundness they can so they can one day enter the ring and one day bring glory to their respective rivers. “Hungry Hungry Games” shows…

Orange Straw Wound – TShirtVortex “Orange Straw X-Ray” T-Shirt You’ve lost a lot of juice, but I think you’re going to make it. Hats are going to be a problem though. The “Orange You Glad” design shows a sad orange sitting in the doctor’s office. The X-Rays are back from the lab, and clearly, he’s…

Street Art Bunny Mural – TShirtVortex “Street Art Bunny Mural, Only Memories” T-Shirt by patrickspens The rabbit looked out across the sprawling urban landscape and wondered “How did I get here?”. A good question as it looked nothing like he would call “home”. Yet, there he was stuck amid miles and miles of constructed walls,…

Catstronauts – TShirtVortex “Catstronauts” T-Shirt by Master Control Mission, hold on while we investigate this strange dot. Buy at Design by Humans Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Creep It Real Starry Forest Princess Jurassic Park Island Map You Don’t Win Friends With Salad Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk Ice Cream…

Creep It Real – TShirtVortex “Creep It Real Eye” T-Shirt by JarHumor Eyes on the Prize. Buy at Red Bubble Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Starry Forest Princess Jurassic Park Island Map You Don’t Win Friends With Salad Donkey Kong Elevator Out Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk Ice Cream Bar…

Jurassic Park Island Map – TShirtVortex “Jurassic Park Isla Nublar Island Map” T-Shirt The lines blur a little bit when the lights go out. “Isla Nublar” shows a map of InGen’s island theme park filled with dinosaurs. Sounds like a lot of fun. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yea. Newman. Buy at BustedTees Other…

Donkey Kong Elevator Out – TShirtVortex “Donkey Kong Elevator Out Stairs” T-Shirt This is above my pay grade. “Hard Job” by Graja shows the elevator “Out of Service” and the delivery guy facing a treacherous stairway with Donkey Kong on top. Today just went from suck to terrifying. Buy at Threadless Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex…

Hedgehogs Share the Hedge? – TShirtVortex “Hedgehogs Why don’t they just share the hedge?” T-Shirt No. The “Hedgehogs can’t share” design shows the not-so-generous mammal taking up the whole damn hedgerow. Buy at SnorgTees Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Chocolatey Night Coffee.. Right Meow!! The No-Face Scream Dam It! Link to Ebay Up to 70%…

Dam It! – T-Shirt Vortex “Dam It!” by NDTank Life’s a River. Buy at Threadless Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Not Today Marla, The Big Tourist Starry Night’s Watch Three Wolf Pizza Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk Ice Cream Bar Wrapper AEW Rampage Windmill Clean Energy for America Shepard Fairey…