Category: Tshirt Vortex

Pigeonzilla – TShirtVortex “Godzilla Pigeon” T-Shirt Pigeonzilla omg! by Julein Croyal. Holy S&?T! This time it’s dropping fire! Buy at Hot Topic. Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Where the Upside Ends Puzzles Bar Cat drinks the Milky Way MC Hammer Time Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk Ice Cream Bar Wrapper…

Puzzles Bar – TShirtVortex “Puzzles Bar How I Met Your Mother” T-Shirt A couple bros and a dream. This place is going to packed with as much rich, stimulating conversation as it is with scantily-clad, big-breasted people. A place where wit and wisdom bloom and even a place to bang chicks, in Ted’s room. The…

MC Hammer Time – TShirtVortex “MC Hammer Time Zone Clocks” T-Shirt Eastern Time, Greenwich Mean, Japan Standard. These zones don’t have any rhythm. It’s time to set your watches to Hammer Time! A magical time zone that you can’t quite touch, where you never grow old, wear big comfy pants, and just dance to 90’s…

Monkey Business – TShirtVortex Monkeys are no longer restricted to the writing department chained to large typewriters. In fact, many of them have been promoted to upper level management and run some of the biggest companies in the world. Not to mention their shenanigans in the financial markets. This funny t-shirt features a monkey in…

Google Maps Death Marker – TShirtVortex “Google Maps Marker of Death” T-Shirt How do I get to the swap meet? Where’s the Taj Majal at exactly? If I zoom in on satellite view enough can you see me picking my nose through that open window? Those place markers are pointy and sharp and they’re landing…

‘Murica – TShirtVortex “Murica America Eagle Fireworks” T-Shirt That’s what I’m talking about, freakin’ America! Bald Eagles soaring across the sky on the gunpowder residue from mortar blasts. I think I just shed a tear of freedom. “‘Murica!” comes so heavy with patriotism it doesn’t even need to sound out the whole word. So majestic,…

I Fart in Your General Direction – TShirtVortex “I Fart in Your General Direction” T-Shirt I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction and then I’m going to put this t-shirt on to remind you over and over again. This funny…

Vader Paternity Test – TShirtVortex “Paternity Test” T-Shirt by Alex Solis Maury delivers some epic news to Darth Vader. You are the Father! Buy at Shirt.Woot Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Stay Rad Marshmallow Vacation Magic Bacon Carpet Ride The Early Worm Gets The Bird Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk…

Stay Rad – TShirtVortex “Stay Rad Wizard Lightning Bolts” T-Shirt by robotface Zap life in the face with bolts of awesome awesome. Buy at Design By Humans Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Marshmallow Vacation Magic Bacon Carpet Ride The Early Worm Gets The Bird Dear Nasa – Pluto Link to Ebay Up to 70% off…

Magic Bacon Carpet Ride – TShirtVortex “Magic Bacon Carpet Ride Breakfast Aladdin Egg” T-Shirt A whole new world, a delicious point of view. “Magic Bacon Ride” by George Otsubo shows an egg having the time of his life riding a bacon carpet through the morning skies. Shining. Sizzling. Splendid. Buy at Threadless Other Shirtigo or…