Category: Tshirt Vortex

Rambo Brite – TShirtVortex “Rambo Rainbow Brite” T-Shirt Anyone else picturing Sylvester Stallone in a pair of rainbow boots? “Rambo Brite” by OneShoeOff shows a troubled Rainbow Land war veteran ready for action. It’s time to enter the world.. with blood. Buy at RedBubble. Buy at Ript Apparel. Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Baroque Ass…

Baroque Ass Mother F’ers – TShirtVortex “Baroque Ass Mother F’ers” T-Shirt These guys aren’t broke at all. They’ve got pockets full of notes. “Baroque Ass Mothers” shows three famous composers: Vivaldi, Handel, and Bach. They may be baroque, but they’re in no need of repair. Buy at 6dollarshirts. Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Dark Side…

Dark Side of the Moon Crayons – TShirtVortex “Dark Side of the Moon Crayons” T-Shirt And if the chalk bursts, color in your ear.. “Childish Side of the Moon” by Brandon Ortwein shows a chalk triangle and crayons in the style of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon album cover. I can’t think of…

‘Murica – TShirtVortex “Murica America Eagle Fireworks” T-Shirt That’s what I’m talking about, freakin’ America! Bald Eagles soaring across the sky on the gunpowder residue from mortar blasts. I think I just shed a tear of freedom. “‘Murica!” comes so heavy with patriotism it doesn’t even need to sound out the whole word. So majestic,…

American Dream – TShirtVortex “Bald Eagle American Flag Shades” T-Shirt “American Dream” by Rasabi All this eagle sees is freedom. Buy at Shirt.Woot. Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: The Emperor The Diem Ain’t Gonna Carpe Itself Catflix Arrow in the knee Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk Ice Cream Bar Wrapper…

The Emperor – TShirtVortex “Star Wars Emperor Palpatine Penguin” T-Shirt The galaxy can get very cold Penguin Skywalker. I can feel the ice flowing through you. Huddle with me for warmth as your father did before you. It’s your arctic destiny. “The Emperor” by Ninth Wheel shows Palpatine as an Emperor Penguin looking both sinister…

The Diem Ain’t Gonna Carpe Itself – TShirtVortex “The Diem Ain’t Gonna Carpe Itself” T-Shirt “carpe diem” by ApeLad. I’m the Elmer Fudd of diem hunting season. Buy at Shirt.Woot. other The Diem Ain’t Gonna Carpe Itself post Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Catflix Arrow in the knee Space Invaders Flag The Fiscal Cliff Clavin…

Catflix – TShirtVortex “Catflix Cat Netflix” T-Shirt by Machmigo The reason the internet was invented. All Cats. All streaming. All the time. Buy at Neatoshop. Other Shirtigo or TShirtVortex posts: Arrow in the knee Space Invaders Flag The Fiscal Cliff Clavin Toliet Paper Hero Link to Ebay Up to 70% off Otterbox CM Punk Ice…

Arrow in the knee – TShirtVortex “I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow in the knee” T-Shirt I want you to know that you’re not alone. I am also a victim of this unfortunate thing. We have a support group that meets on Tuesday and Thursday. Get there early because the…

Space Invaders Flag – TShirtVortex “Space Invaders American Flag” T-Shirt It’s been a long, drawn out battle and many quarters have been lost. Brave, arcade soldiers have given hours of their time to take down these blocky creatures, one at a time, to protect the borders of both Earth and Space. Of course, we also…