Category: maybe baseball or wrestling

  • Full Moon

    Full moon isn’t until fri, but the man n I are still howling tonight. Celebrating his transition to Master Jedi #yescallhimthat #imserious

  • No Eight Hundred Dollar Cat Toys

    Cats Playing iPad Games: blech apple // No, Blacky u r NOT getting an $800 cat toy #ihateapple #glorifiedcattoys  

  • You can observe a duck

    You can observe a Duck (lot) by just watching – Yogi Berra #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck The only difference between me and a Duckman (madman) is that I’m not Duck (mad) – Salvador Dali #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then..Wait, I’m doing this wrong. #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

  • Gozer the Gozerian

    Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of Illinois.. I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin… or to the next convenient parallel dimension .. #ghostbusters Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! – Peter Venkman #ghostbusters…

  • Imy meowed

    Imy meowed for 1hr til the electric blanket got turned on under the #cubs blanket. Its 80 degrees outside!

  • Houston we have air

    Houston, we have air conditioning!

  • Don’t want that dog crap

    It’s a cats life. Hey pick up that poop walkers, I don’t want that DOG crap round here!

  • Lunch in a timely manner

    My cats are useless, they have yet to make me lunch in a timely manner.  #pssst #wtf #cat

  • Sir JJ Ikea Assembler

    My husband has been knighted with a tape measure sword, Sir JJ, IKEA Assembler. He’s ecstatic #runaway #farcicalaquaticceremony #montypython  

  • Not made of sugar

    You are what you eat, so I guess that means I won’t melt in the rain today since I’m not made of sugar.  LOL rain still sucks though.