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Council of Cats meeting held under the covers in the king sized bed today. Saw lightning. Heard thunder. Pouring rain. #catsdontbathe #scary originally tweeted 4-17-2013  @onlyfatrabbit

By the time I woke up today, all hell had already broken loose with the Council of Cats. Excessive meowing ensued and picket lines crossed. It was a simple matter, they just wanted to be fed. But for some reason they felt completely rejected and panicked since ignored for an hour Mr. Black the cat,…

Tuna shortage quelled for now. Litter, soft cat food, and cat perches are the immediate concern for the weekend. #coucilofcatsproblems Poop issues are always important and pressing. — Blacky the cat’s personal stance originally tweeted 4-13-2013  @onlyfatrabbit

Weather change demons (rain,sleet,and maybe snow) tried to attack me and the Council of Cats this morning but we filibustered their asses originally tweeted 4-12-2013  @onlyfatrabbit Black Black the cat is totally like this cat. 

Council of cats are still up in paws. Tuna shortage continues. Only four days ration to be had in the cabinet. #conundrums #catscantdrive Dept of Treasury (self)’s continuing to suffer snafus incurred during mercury retrograde #switchingprovidersandplansforeverythingishaaarrddd Hey ghosts.. I think you confused baseball with boxing this morning. Go back to what you know. #ithinkicanbeatmiketyson #aspirinworks…

I have been eating on this box of fiber one 80 cal chocolate cereal all day. I don’t see this ending well. #psychicpredictions originally tweeted 4-10-2013  @onlyfatrabbit

The ducks are all excited and already in their rows. Black glasses and backpacks ready for opening day at Wrigley. #letsride #thenoodle originally tweeted 4-08-2013  @onlyfatrabbit

Black Black the cat declared a State of Emergency in the apt. All tuna supplies have been depleted. Council of Cats special session #badmama Mr. Blackness the cat shouted “”You’ve been screwing the milkman!”” Then they ran into his knife ten times! #tunarage #theyhaditcoming #pop originally tweeted 4-7-2013 @onlyfatrabbit

The ducks are pissed. They just flew back from this weekend from spring training in AZ, and already things are in disarray. #wagsdebaucle Not that my ducks really want to be in a row anyway.. but come on.. if there are two sides and both are inherently lazy.. there’s a problem originally tweeted 4-2-2013  @onlyfatrabbit