Category: 45671309-uu

  •  MEMO. It has been deemed in special committee that the cat tree threat can be subdued by making invisible territory lines around the landing. So far, these lines are only mental but a necessary preliminary first step in the  diplomatic process with the cats of unknown origin that frequent the cat tree on the…

  • LOLOLOLOL!!! Screen capture from today. Looks like the Prime Minister Imy cat is being mouthy. can’t resist #dspawn I’m ready for my BEEFCAKE(!!) now. Chop chop, I don’t have all day #manymealsofparliment #tryingtobulkupwithnutrical  Push it throuh the doors. Because in between the lines. I’m gonna pack more lines. So I can get in #toomuch #letseat…

  • Mayday! Mystery cat tree spotted on the landing below. Is it for outside cats? Does the neighbor cat need to stretch out once in awhile? Is it trash? There might be a breach of security here potentially. Black Black is calling an emergency session of Parliment to discuss defensive and/or diplomatic options.

  •  (#art Dimitri Dyachkov) It took almost seven years, but it happened. My man managed to buy out the cats with cheeseburgerz. This buyout caused a complete upheaval in the governmental structure of the Council of Cats. Henceforth the Council will be considered a Parliamentary structure. Honestly, I think the man just wanted his own title since he didn’t…

  • POTCOC (President of the Council of Cats) Imy has been thriving on McD Mcdoubles.#softfur #virtuesoffakefoodforcats  (April 27th tweet @onlyfatrabbit, right before the Coup overthrew the Council creating the current Parliament)

  • GD Blacky cat. Watch where you are going. Closet doors close after they are open. Too slow #trappedinthecloset  (April 26th tweet @onlyfatrabbit)

  • Mr. Blackness Catness wants mama to finish setting up the entertainment center, but until then I will rest here.  originally tweeted 4-25-2013  @onlyfatrabbit

  • Princess Imy is a fickle feline. Daddy cleaned her Cubs blanket so it is now accceptable to lay on. #thanksslaves  (April 24th tweet @onlyfatrabbit) Tried to make Imy the cat learn a new word for some of the Council docs- patience. She looked at it awhile and stated the word didn’t exist Council of Cats Vice-President today…

  • Grave Danger?… Is there another kind??? #afewgoodmen Black Black the Defense cat always loves the final scenes with Jack Nicholson/Tom Cruise -A Few Good Men #salutes #youcanthandlethetruth originally tweeted 4-21-2013  @onlyfatrabbit

  • Very dramatic classical music floating up through the floorboards today. Even the cats are making theatrical entrances playing along with it originally tweeted 4-19-2013  @onlyfatrabbit