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(1st photo: Artist Unknown) MYSTERY CAT TREE UPDATE As the outside cats’ plans were reviewed it was determined that they should be considered a threat. Since no other plan had been enacted OnlyFatRabbit took it upon herself to cast a spell of protection upon the landing. It should be noted that even though OnlyFatRabbit is…
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(#art 1. Artist unknown, 2. Florentijn Hofman) PARLIAMENT BUSINESS. Establishment of the Knight Ducks of the Kitchen Table. Both OnlyFatRabbit and King James have Knight Ducks to carry out their daily tasks. Since it is baseball season, both troops of Knight Ducks are in town. King James’ Knight Ducks stay all winter too, but OnlyFatRabbits’ Knight…
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MYSTERY OUTSIDE CAT TREE UPDATE: Found! King James scouting team seems to have stumbled upon plans by the outside cats downstairs to cross the imaginary red line. These plans were difficult to come by. They were laying right on top of the cat tree, apparently the outside cats don’t believe in secrecy. How obtuse… Gangster mode…
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onlyfatrabbit: Sir Grumpsalot, Judson Portzer #grumpycat http://www.lowemill.net/grumpyart/
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OnlyFatRabbit thought: I wish to build a statue out of dead cockroach carcasses in order to create art but more importantly send a message to other cockroaches! IMMEDIATE DECREE from King James then issued and carried out by Blacky the cat. Hear ye. Hear ye. All dead, under-dressed American Cockroaches will be classified as…
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Go to sleep little duckling… (Why don’t you fall asleep in something useless instead like history or english? —said the mathlete) (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
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CAUGHT! Prime Minister Imy snuck out for an early birthday present. “I am goddamn seventeen years old! Fck low protein diets! Fck kidney failure. Fck cat food! Cinco de Mayo bitches! I do what I want… Happy Birthday to ME… I-ME!!” — signed, Nom, Nom, Nom Ms. Full-Mouth Prime Minister.
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COCKROACH INFILTRATION UPDATE In the ongoing effort to quell the badly mannered and poorly dressed cockroach invasion, Black Black tried many methods of entrapment including bug bombing. Black Black, being the over-meticulous cat that he is, didn’t just use one bomb, he used many. This mixing of chemicals caused his brain to go haywire.and his…
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DEAD BUGS DON’T CRY. Defense report. Star Wars Day – Cinco de Mayo weekend. An onslaught of American Cockroaches have infiltrated the apartment in the last few days and they didn’t even dress up for the occasion. Cockroaches in the medicine cabinet is one thing, but by gawd there was even a freakin roach in the water…
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Well, Fck. #turtleproblems