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Don’t let Cabinet Secretary Blacky cat fool you, he’s got a whole stable of hoes that come over when the royals leave Cats have turned an apathetic ear to the mischievous nature of the dinosaurs and have started to try and train them. #clicktreatmethod Kitchen water is the best water! #locationlocationlocation#forgetthatlivingroomwater
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I buy stuff for me that I don’t like so I won’t eat it. My man buys stuff that he likes so I steal it. #confessionsofacerealthief I think the dinosaurs from yesterday were hiding in the closet because they came back out when King James left. #confessionsofacerealthief Maybe he should buy some more cereal while…
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I’ve been Sandbagged. Bamboozled. Hoodwinked. Flimflamed and Bedazzled. Cats win second breakfast again. In other news, Blacky just pooped. —- “There’s a sucker born every minute” -King James response Listening to Jurassic Park soundtrack. Imy the cat is looking over her shoulder for the dinosaurs. #beingeatenisimminent Blacky the cat helped me cook egg whites to…
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Blacky the cat’s gone into complete meltdown mode! All pet quotas are at a critically low point! Roids need to be taken! #royalsouttoolong Feel like a BAD mama. No chicken. I didn’t fulfill pet quotas. Sigh. Wonder what penance I’ll have to pay tomorrow for sleeping tonight? originally tweeted 6-4-2013 @onlyfatrabbit
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Ghost League Baseball (GLB) DECLARATION: Princess Imykins has decided to purchase a baseball team. Ghosts need recreation and targeted leisure to occupy their time properly. Idle hands can’t grasp anything since they are ghosts. GLB has deemed it ok for her to do both owner and general management since the league is still small. Her…
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Princess Imykins got a new heated her birthday month. She didn’t even wait for me to plug it in. #75degreesistoocold More ‘Roids and his special bonus for Blackness the cat. #thepricewepaytokeeplymphoblasticcanceratbay Princess Imy felt it in the force when I just got a tea earlier forcing a rent-a-cop altercation needing a mcdouble solution #chewinggumSOS originally…
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ALL PAWS DOWN. OnlyFatRabbit VETOED! OnlyFatRabbit’s Treasury committee issued a statement declaring McDouble consumption increased 5 fold since Jan 1. Prime Minister Imy and Cabinet Secretary Blackness Catness have both been spotted in recent days chowing down on the “scrumptious morsels”. “Please ma’am, may I have another?” It was retorted by OnlyFatRabbit that the members…
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I’ve angered Parliament. Was out most of the evening and didn’t bring back a mcdouble. If PM Imy had a barbed wire bat consider me clubbed —-Later next day — early morning—- No PM Imy. Fed you @ 6am as penance for mcdouble neglect. U can’t have 2nd bfast/1st lunch #easeherpain #blackmarket Sheesh. I just…
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When I was a kid I thought the Black Market was a literal market place where all the criminals got together to sell their stuff.
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And they’ll watch the game and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters The memories will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray #fieldofdreams originally tweeted 5-26-2013 @onlyfatrabbit