I love the Washington Nationals President Race.  I hate the Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race.  The Nationals are a helluva lot more entertaining with their race and it makes me anxious to get to DC for a game.  Bryce Harper.  Stephen Strasburg.  The Presidents Race.  Sign me up…preferably for a Harper or Strasburg bobblehead night!

Abe pulls out a new tactic, body-slamming Teddy mid-race.

The #Nationals Presidents race is one of best things in #MLB. 1st #Sharknado and now Abe w/ flying crossbody from stands!

Teddy Roosevelt lost over 500 races in a row before he won for the first time because the other Presidents pull shit like this haha.  That makes him the Barry Horowitz of the Nationals Presidents.  If Abe Lincoln doing flying crossbody blocks jumping from the stands isn’t enough reason for this race to be head and shoulders above the Sausage Races then there is:

That’s right…SHARKNADO!!!!

It is also the fact that I despise the Brewers.  The city of Milwaukee.  The entire state of Wisconsin.  Hot dogs.  Polish Sausages.  Bratwursts.  So basically everything single thing to do with the Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Races.

Long live the Presidents Race.