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MEMO.

It has been deemed in special committee that the cat tree threat can be subdued by making invisible territory lines around the landing. So far, these lines are only mental but a necessary preliminary first step in the  diplomatic process with the cats of unknown origin that frequent the cat tree on the landing below. Henceforth, as long as the cats of unknown origin that frequent the mystery outdoor cat tree do not cross the invisible territory line placed mentally before the staircase to the Parliament landing no action will be taken. A special subcommittee will now be named to sit by the back door and mentally create these invisible territory lines refreshing their existence daily. In light of this existing condition a threat level color chart was also created. 

Today’s threat level is stinky tuna.

— signed,

Mr. Black.

Cabinet Secretary. Super Spy


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