(1st photo: Art Sheep, FB)

National Beyonce and Jay-Z announce they are pregnant… again. day

RANDOM RIVER OF BLOOD UPDATE

Spell-casting to remove the random river of blood was attempted to no avail. It only made it more random.  I think I need more pictures or something. I’m really rethinking this whole wand thing. Reason is telling me to wait to assign the Knight Ducks the duty of blow torching it away til two weeks from now. In the meantime, tried a spell to lessen the intensity of the river by throwing a breast cancer awareness pamphlet in it.  Now it’s pink. eh, ok. Princess Imykins decided that it looked like a philanthropic river instead of hellish, random one so she christened the river with a breast cancer awareness moniker and even wore a thematic hat. Doesn’t she look pretty? (hint, say yes, she’s not declawed)

Black Black was so distraught by the thievery of the tuna by the outside cats that he had no time to devote to a charitable cause. He spent his time holding a candlelight vigil, singing Kumbaya, and plotting revenge on the outside cats instead. Luckily, King James found an emergency ration of tuna for Black Black lest he waste away. Can anyone find a rib yet?

— signed, OnlyFatRabbit

Inept Wand Waver.