Princess Imykins got a new heated her birthday month. She didn’t even wait for me to plug it in. #75degreesistoocold

More ‘Roids and his special bonus for Blackness the cat. #thepricewepaytokeeplymphoblasticcanceratbay

Princess Imy felt it in the force when I just got a tea earlier forcing a rent-a-cop altercation needing a mcdouble solution #chewinggumSOS

originally tweeted 5-31-2013  @onlyfatrabbit