Dinosaurs, Decoder Rings, and things that happen when you don’t get enough sleep.

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple. What would she do for a Klondike bar?

Dinosaurs rampaging through the apartment making all kinds of mess. They are dismayed at the lack of fresh cereal, so they are taking all the old cereal and throwing it all around the house and refusing to clean it up. Poo Poo to stale cereal. We want Coco Pebbles! Ya know, the ones with the decoder rings in the box?

For Cabinet Secretary Blacky cat this is an absolute minefield to wade through. He can’t handle the lack of order. Where are the Knight Ducks? He can’t find them. The random river of blood has been raging so high that they haven’t come back into the apartment since the last time they left. (He was sleeping so he didn’t know where they went too.) The random river of blood has slowed for now, so maybe the Knight Ducks will make it back tonight.

Cabinet Secretary Blacky cat continues having conspiracy theories. He needs to know the position of the outside mystery cats. He is almost finished with the Trojan Rat and the random river of blood is lower now… almost time to pounce. He went outside to find clues to the whereabouts of the outside mystery cats, but all he found was a cryptic message taped to the window. He needs a decoder ring. Where do you find a decoder ring? Maybe a nap will help him figure this out.

Let’s put on some tunes….

“I’m the cat in the box
Buried in my shit
Won’t you come and save me, save me … wah. wah. wah…. wah. wah. wah…..wah. wah. waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.”

Threat level – a GD mess.

signed,

Cabinet Secretary Blacky cat.

Bedroom philosopher and thinker with his eyes closed.