Downstairs neighbor is playing some soft rhythm and blues today instead of classical music. Everyone hop on board the Soul Train. š
I feel strangely seduced by sweet low sounds coming up through the floorboards. Let me lay you down. By the fireā¦letās take it slow. š
Look over there. Is that a bear skin rug? Let me light some candles for you baby. Iāve got some oil. Let me help you relaxā¦
Let me whisper in your ear internetz. Let me caress your body. Open up to me and let me feel your warmth. Ooohhh internetz, thats deep #love
Are you naked yet internetz? I am. Shhhh donāt tell my man, itās our little secret. Nah. Heās here too, naked in my arms. #relax #feelit
Thereās a place in France where the naked ladies dance. Thereās a hole in the wall where the men can see them all. But the men donāt care..
cause they wear no underwear #inmyhead #allafternoon
Prime Minister Imy has turned into a hacktivist. Her sole mission is to only allow mamma to post photos from the laptop in her living room.
Been getting bad requests and errors when posting photos to tumblr from my mobile or tablet apps. Itās a conspiracy I tell you #deviouscat
3 ppl searched for term ājack me off tumblrā and subsequently hit my meme site. idk whether I find this amusing or disturbing
Blown fuse. Been here 5 mos and still donāt know who the maintenance guy is. Urgh. Man is searching. Black Black is concerned for security
Foiled outside mystery cats. They were outside partying w some dogs n tried to make off w the tuna but Black Black fended them off w a shoe
Regular maintenance man is a slacker w a chandelier fetish apparently. Found alt key master. Done. Thanks drunk alt key master.
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