Words cannot do justice for the hatred that I have in my heart for ESPN.  When I was younger, ESPN was the greatest channel in the history of the world in my eyes.  It was a great concept.  It was all I ever watched.  I could have had a one channel cable package and been happy.  Unfortunately, it was short lived.  I can’t even watch ESPN now unless they are televising an University of Kentucky football or men’s basketball game.  I’ll occasionally watch College Football Gameday to watch Lee Corso make his pick and act like a clown.  If they televise 80 baseball games a year, 10 of them are Boston Red Sox vs. New York Yankees and 70 of them will involve one of those two teams like there aren’t 28 other teams in MLB.  During NBA season, you can get live updates of when Lebron James took a leak and when he brushed his teeth.  Thank God Tebowmania and “Is Brett Favre Retiring” gate are finally over.  They had Rachel Nichols camped out on Favre’s lawn for a week for crying out loud.  They give airtime to giant flaming douchebags like Skip Bayless and Colin Cowherd that play a heel character like it is pro wrestling.  Or they really are the dumbest jackbags on the face of the Earth.  Chris Berman singlehandedly ruins the NFL Draft and everything else that he touches ever since he got too big for his britches and let success go to his head.  Greed, douchebaggery and beating a dead horse into the ground have ruined ESPN and made them unwatchable.  That is why it gave me great pleasure to come home from work and see the internet abuzz about the “pEnis peniS Penis peNis” sign that made it onto television today.  FANTASTIC.  PERFECT.  HILARIOUS.