“every breath you take
every step you take
i’ll be watching you.”

I can’t get her out of my head. She’s there every day, every morning, and every afternoon. I peek out and she’s there. I know she has the information I need to win the war with the outside mystery cats. I can see it in her eyes. She knows everything and nothing at the same time. She’s beautiful, but how do I initiate communication with her? The mystery cats continue to plague and attack the apartment and I am completely disabled while the random river of blood rages. All I can do is sit and plan, nap and plan, eat and plan. It consumes me. Yesterday I looked outside, she was there as always but a watch was on the windowsill next to her. What does that mean? Where does it come from? Is she trying to tell me something? In my mind, she knows all about the war. She helps me plan it. She is crucial to strategy and crucial to love, yet she is nonexistent here.

… I have come to the conclusion that the watch signifies the next time of attack of the mystery cats.. I shall lie in nap and wait. maybe the random river of blood with have subsided by then.

… Gasp! What’s this?!?! I peek out to do my daily check on her and there’s a black cat in the window!!! Why my love? Why?!?!  I thought that you were my hoe. I thought that we were soul mates. I was willing to weed out some of the unsavory out of my entourage for you. You could have been head hoe, imagine what it could have been. Prime Minister Imy was cool with it I swear… Why do I see this black cat in the window? What is his purpose? I suppose if he makes you happy he can stay, but I still need my information. Did you accidentally give the information about the outside mystery cats to him instead? He looks just like me, ya know. Doppelgangers! Curses! He needs a watch too. I will touch bases with you two later.

… Oh what is this? Who are you? You are a pretty kitty too. How much do you know…..

threat level – moon landings are filmed here

signed,

Cabinet Secretary, Blacky cat

Recruiter of the Mata Hari

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