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Cabinet Secretary Blacky cat decided it was high time to get the instagram going. He has dreams of being a Z list celeb on the internetz. I’ve told him it’s hard to get noticed as a black cat, but he seems optimistic.

Crap. A mysterious substance appeared on my hand. Quick get me an exorcist! I’m possessed. #slimed

Dang it Mamma. My paws are tied. I’ve been waiting for breakfast so long, I’m eating plant!… #prepareforthrowup