Princess Imykins is pissed off about something. She’s been peeing outside of the litter box. Is it infection or need of extra long box.

She forgets that she needs to turn around first before starting to pee. sigh. It breaks my heart to see my girl of 17 get old.

Do they sell extra long or double wide litter boxes? who knows. State of the Litter Box

Dear celebrity. It’s not you, it’s me. I had to unfollow. My timeline just got to chatty. I want the news. I still love you. Catch you later

The knight ducks went missing this morning. I think they flew to Vegas. Littlest one craves the neon lights.

With the Knight Ducks away in Vegas, Black Black cat wants to play too. He spent all night reupholstering the seats on his party boat.

(The knight ducks can really tear shit up) So he found this snazzy pleather to make the seats look nice. (Real leather? common!)

He also got to use this new scented organically recycled eco-friendly green yet purple yet blue yet still effectively usable spray cleaner.

It smells really nice… ahhhhh.

Black Black radioed over to the Knight Ducks setting up a possible tele-skype session with them to talk about ghost league baseball later

Now he just has to wait for the hoes to arrive to hurry up and get out on the water. Dang hoes. Can’t get them in line either.

Did he mention the feather on his hat has a triple purpose? 1 it looks cool. 2 it has a pen tip and can point at things. 3 well.. its a toy.

King James makes me laugh. I want to go to a movie tonight. Later, not earlier. But he doesn’t want to miss his tv. Blasphemy!

That’s what dvr’s are for boo. Xoxo We don’t need to get it all in in one day do we? Sheesh. (Yes we do. King James logic)

ppl continue to find my tumblr using the search term “lick my balls tumblr”. that’s my new goal to woo the porn crowd with cats.

I have now officially gotten hits from 51 out of the 52 states. What’s up Montana? How you doin’? *wink wink, smile* What does it take?

I mean I want to seduce you. But I don’t want you other than to help me complete my map.

Besides.. its really just you Ted Turner all alone up there. And my boo might take offense if I only write love notes to one person publicly

But still I sit here naked twittering in the dark drinking snapple dreaming of this one hit from Montana.

King James is busy in the shower Montana. So its just you and me and Black Black cat. (He likes to watch and help tweet) Are you listening?

I can be anything you want me to be Montana if you give me a hit. I like it real slow. I like to talk but I can shut up too.

I’ve gotta go now Montana. King James is almost done now. Black Black cat says meow. Think of me Montana. I want to do you right. Xoxoxo

King James thought of the day “In what world do we live in where there is 52 states?! :P” Rabbit world, baby. Rabbit world.

OMG. Apparently I have to state I consider DC and Puerto Rico as entities subliminally. Just saying rabbit world isn’t good enough for him.

Mood wrecker! Lol. Sorry Montana. King James gets a little jealous of the attention I am giving you. He only thinks concretely. Rock is a Rock