Downstairs neighbor is playing some soft rhythm and blues today instead of classical music. Everyone hop on board the Soul Train. 😀

I feel strangely seduced by sweet low sounds coming up through the floorboards. Let me lay you down. By the fire…let’s take it slow. 🙂

Look over there. Is that a bear skin rug? Let me light some candles for you baby. I’ve got some oil. Let me help you relax…

Let me whisper in your ear internetz. Let me caress your body. Open up to me and let me feel your warmth. Ooohhh internetz, thats deep #love

Are you naked yet internetz? I am. Shhhh don’t tell my man, it’s our little secret. Nah. He’s here too, naked in my arms. #relax #feelit

There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can see them all. But the men don’t care..

cause they wear no underwear #inmyhead #allafternoon

Prime Minister Imy has turned into a hacktivist. Her sole mission is to only allow mamma to post photos from the laptop in her living room.

Been getting bad requests and errors when posting photos to tumblr from my mobile or tablet apps. It’s a conspiracy I tell you #deviouscat

3 ppl searched for term “jack me off tumblr” and subsequently hit my meme site. idk whether I find this amusing or disturbing

Blown fuse. Been here 5 mos and still don’t know who the maintenance guy is. Urgh. Man is searching. Black Black is concerned for security

Foiled outside mystery cats. They were outside partying w some dogs n tried to make off w the tuna but Black Black fended them off w a shoe

Regular maintenance man is a slacker w a chandelier fetish apparently. Found alt key master. Done. Thanks drunk alt key master.