Mystery substance on my fingers. I haven’t done anything but pet Imy cat. What the hell were you into Imy? Are you bleeding or is it food?

Thanks 4 free promo Shutterfly! Blacky cat’s inspecting your work. He won’t be happy til it’s on the fridge.

State of the Cheeseburger address continues to be delayed. CS Blacky cat has been obsessed with the State of the Litterbox. #demands

CS Blacky cat believes all poop should not only be buried, but also pushed off to the side. Neither of which Prime Minister Imy will do.

Between last night and this morning I have cleaned almost 5lbs of litter off of the floor from CS Blacky’s obsessive litter efforts.

Word on the street is that CS Blacky just wanted to delay PM Imy’s address so that he could concentrate on his war with the outside cats.

Creating this havoc in the litter box diverts much needed prep time away from Prime Minister Imy’s stage setup. He even wrote his own speech

State of the Litterbox… is it order of crap or is it just playing with poop?

Everywhere I turn, all I see is extreme judgement. Every side. Every faction. How yin exist without yang? I love you yet hate you. Screw you

Existential Angst. Fck you too.