The night is very still in the apartment. The air is calm. Black Black ponders tonight. He ponders about the pretty kitty across the alley..

He ponders about what to say to this scrumptious morsel of a cat. She’s always in the window looking, watching. and waiting… for him? ….

Probably not, but he is also pondering about these dang mystery outside cats and their upcoming plans. He knows that they are going to try .

and take his tuna again.. he can taste it. he can smell it. but most of all he is just freaking bored. and mystery outside cats are well..

well.. they are a$$holes. He doesn’t have to talk to them in order to know them. He knows their character. He knows their type. He wants war

In order to have that war tho, Black Black cat needs to get rid of this random river of blood blocking the pathway to the landing below.

He’s devised a beautiful Trojan rat to push down to the landing and he is positive the outside mystery cats are stupid enough to fall for it

But Trojan rat wasn’t devised to travel over a random river of blood. I mean come on. who has a random river of blood on their landing anyway

Black Black thought random river of blood would be gone by now. It was reduced to a mere trickle for months. He was just waiting for it ..

to simply dry up, but when he went outside it was a raging river. How could this be? He followed all the steps to eradicate it.

The blow torch method is the strongest method known to man and cat.. not much else is stronger. Dang it mama, what spell did you end up..

casting on this apartment? urgh. Methinks me have to think. So many things to ponder about, but enough pondering.. I need more pics of ..

that pretty kitty across the alley. muhahahaha. 😀

Jealousy! Came home from picking up King James at Wrigley and PM (Prime Minister) Imy was sharing the hallway rug with Black Black again!

That pretty kitty across the alley has nothing on Imy!

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