Couldn’t sleep. Got up early and told the Parliament. All they wanted was breakfast. Dang cats. I need sleep.
Cabinet Secretary Blacky cat and I were in the bathroom pooping and discussing world affairs when I accidentally called him Imy. #whoops
At first he thought he got a promotion but then he realized what had been done. oh mama, get it together!
Blacky cat has many names anyway so it doesn’t phase him. He just wants the privileged of smelling the poop. #bathroomthoughts
CS Blacky cat’s now talking about needing extra treats tonight to make up for name faux pas. Sheesh! I thought you were over it Blacky.
tweeted 7-9-2013 @onlyfatrabbit
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