Why’d I twist my ankle? I didn’t pass the walking on gravel while carrying a drink test #whysyourgroundunevencountry #citygirl

Have a first aid case but dont have first aid in it. I use it to carry my tablet. Huntin 4 drugs/wrap

My bud g is wearing khaki shorts with Jolly Rodgers on them. Nothing says edgy like embroidered skulls n crossbones.

Knight Ducks are too busy dancing around to keep things in line and g forgot his paperclip monkey at home so hijinxs ensue. #proudestmonkey

J lost her iPhone n I lost $10 @ casino. All I have is a pic of this rabbit. (@ Nestle Quik Rabbit I-69 — Fill in appropriate jokes here)

tweeted 6-22-2013 @onlyfatrabbit