American Cockroach update

Apparently, paper boats don’t sail well in the open lake or at least they are easily steerable because the American Cockroaches came back crankier than ever. I guess they get motion sickness. They seemed disoriented at first, but in recent weeks they gained traction and frightened both the Knight Ducks and Black Black himself on several occasions. This was deemed completely inappropriate as American Cockroaches aren’t to be talked too. I mean common.. who freakin talks to a cockroach? Really. Let’s get serious. Black Black and his troop of Knight Ducks then mounted epic clean lines while attacking in spray fashion. This seemed to put the American Cockroaches to bed for now. Hopefully we have at least a few months before they try to resurface.

Official Statement.

Department of Defense Cabinet Secretary Black Black the cat is happy to announce that all poorly dressed, ill-tempered cockroaches have been vanquished to the Heart of Chicago Motel next door. They will be staying across the hall from Black Black’s hoes who hide out when not out on the party boat. “Hoes and ‘roaches gotta sleep somewherez ya know.”

Threat level – Squash me baby is a term not a vegetable.

signed,

OnlyFatRabbit

Vortex Definer and Creator of new Absolutes, Shaken not Stirred

It’s decreed by Parliament since thunderstorms loom and threaten the sanctity of cat psyche… Weekend partying starts immediately #cuehoes

tweeted 6-13-2012  @onlyfatrabbit