(#art 4th image. Sonic Image Rat – Banksy)

Best Laid Plans

The Teleporter and The Trojan Rat (Attack on the Mystery Outside Cat Tree)

In the wake of so much activity it was deemed that the best possible solution to all of cat life’s problems is to beam to the future and find out the answers from their future selves. Ten years ago, Blackness Catness devised a teleportation device for matters such as this as well as matters in the past and different locations. (Teleportation to Blackness Catness is a complex matter that can be quantified into exact physical and mathematical solutions using string theory but is still in it’s theoretical infancy scientifically so “baby” minds as well as “peers” may have trouble grasping these concepts.) However, shortly after devising said teleportation device it promptly broke. Blackness Catness claims successful trips to the past, future, and present locations with said teleportation device but has been working ever since to fix what broke. His mind has been working tirelessly on possible solutions to the teleportation conundrum as the river of blood, mystery cat tree war, and knight duck scouting trip to NY all need help. Working at the speed of light is not in the cards for Blackness Catness as he needs to take a certain amount of breaks as per the “cat union agreement” his mind abides too. He can currently be found playing Candy Crush (level 2222, booyah, beat that suckas!) and recharging his mind so he can best satisfy the needs of the Parliament. 

Once the random river of blood has been vanquished from the apartment landing, it has been voted on and the knight ducks will be building a Trojan Rat. The plan with the Trojan Rat will include pushing it up to the mystery cat tree and ambushing the mystery cats into submission. Plans and bidding are being entertained by Parliament for a Trojan Rat builder.

signed, OnlyFatRabbit

Trojan Anything Enthusiast