I’ve angered Parliament. Was out most of the evening and didn’t bring back a mcdouble. If PM Imy had a barbed wire bat consider me clubbed

—-Later next day — early morning—-

No PM Imy. Fed you @ 6am as penance for mcdouble neglect. U can’t have 2nd bfast/1st lunch #easeherpain #blackmarket 

Sheesh. I just got double teamed. Fine freaks, 2nd bfast/1st lunch it is. #submissionhold #justtheparliamentaryway 

Out taking blog pics today. Knight Ducks are out in full force and in fabulous formations. #ghostleaguebaseball 

Black Black insisted I get BK dbl cheeseburger instead of MCD. Got home and he refused. He wanted White Castle #confusingthekingforthecastle

originally tweeted 5-29/30-2013  @onlyfatrabbit