ALL PAWS DOWN. OnlyFatRabbit VETOED!

OnlyFatRabbit’s Treasury committee issued a statement declaring McDouble consumption increased 5 fold since Jan 1. Prime Minister Imy and Cabinet Secretary Blackness Catness have both been spotted in recent days chowing down on the “scrumptious morsels”.

“Please ma’am, may I have another?”

It was retorted by OnlyFatRabbit that the members had previously been cheeseburger free only seven years ago. With the reign of King James comes great red meat consumption. “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today..” 

OnlyFatRabbit then issued a bill of health stating that all three near death experiences have been successfully been averted and that steps have been taken to prevent further unforeseen consequences. An addendum to the declaration predicted that home cooked meals would again commence on a regular basis and therefore McDouble purchases should only be allowed minimally in the budget. 

Prime Minister Imy and Cabinet Secretary Blackness Catness promptly issued an All Paws Down Veto on the bill citing that action needed to be seen before they would be comfortable in resuming chicken consumption. Blackness Catness added that the effects of hell could still be felt vibrating throughout the apartment even though a week has passed since the last incident. 

A committee will be organized and reconvened in a month or two to re investigate the issues.