MYSTERY OUTSIDE CAT TREE UPDATE

Security Breach! Knight Duck intelligence think that the outside cats got wind of the random River of Blood upstairs. Before the information loss could be assessed, a total blackout engulfed the apartment. The Knight Ducks assessed that the outside cats got drunk, stole a car and crashed into a light pole near the white castle causing the entire block to lose power. Foiled! While the Knight Ducks were distracted outside gathering information on the situation, the outside cats stumbled into the apartment and stole all the tuna! Curses. They also left another American Cockroach. Dang it, those things breed. 

King James proceeded to use his royal power to declare war on the outside cats. So I took to enacting that declaration. It’s all about getting gear ready to be in the trenches and not let those dang outside cats get the best of him! 

threat level — stuck hairball

— signed, Blacky

Cabinet Secretary, Outside Cat Curbstomper