(2nd photo: some festival. somewhere. artist unknown)

National Train Day – Twilight Zone Day (Day before Mother’s Day)

Artificially Sweetened Made-up Consumer Days (Who comes up with this crap? / Is this what lobbyists are for? *sarcasm*)

Ladies and Gentlemen you are about to enter The Twilight Zone… They’re Here! (She said if you get to know me.. you’ll never forget me.. I said, why? Then she BIT me!)

Miscellaneous Random River of Blood and Knight Ducks Return update

As expected, the Knight Ducks sauntered in from STL last night completely exhausted. Talks of lines and formations to rid the apartment landing of the random river of blood will definitely not start until at least Monday. So this prompted Prime Minister Imy to continue on her birthday month endeavor of continuous McDouble cheeseburger meals. She likes to celebrate birthday month since nobody will get on the bandwagon of a birthday year. Her birthday is anyone’s guess anyway, so might as well do the whole month.

While Imy was procuring her McDouble, plain, Blackness decided to invite his hoes over for a party.  He hasn’t had his hoes over since before the cemetery gates move and a shindig was long overdue. Previously, the rule of thumb for the Parliament was that any time King James is away the cats will play. King James works Race to Wrigley 5k this morning, so … come on over hoes… 

Boom! Boom! Boom! Party on Cats! All day long! Let’s get the party boat out! Nah.. too cold yet, but wait until Memorial Day! Off the chain! Wheeeeeeee! *hanging from the chandelier*

Scatter! Scatter! King James is home! Out the window! Grab your stuff quick, we don’t want to get caught! (this dialogue only happens with the hoe cats since the Knight Ducks don’t care and live here on a regular basis)

They look so innocent don’t they? Prime Minister Imy and Blackness, Cabinet Secretary, Pimp Cat Extreme never do anything wrong. What’s that mama? You just want a nice quiet evening watching movies? Sure. Why not.

— signed,

OnlyFatRabbit

Court Jester

Master of the Twilight Zone.