MYSTERY OUTSIDE CAT TREE UPDATE:

Found! King James scouting team seems to have stumbled upon plans by the outside cats downstairs to cross the imaginary red line. These plans were difficult to come by. They were laying right on top of the cat tree, apparently the outside cats don’t believe in secrecy. How obtuse… 

Gangster mode initiated by Prime Minister Imy. Negotiations must be made in order to coexist with the outside cats.  We don’t want any scrubs setting their dirty little paws on our landing.  Mr. Blackness Catness has now sent out mental telepathic vibes to the cats downstairs in order to initiate communications. He’s positive this strategy will work since they seem to understand the legitimacy of imaginary mental boundary lines dividing their landing from ours.

— signed, OnlyFatRabbit

Resident House Psychic and general Jokester.