OnlyFatRabbit thought: I wish to build a statue out of dead cockroach carcasses in order to create art but more importantly send a message to other cockroaches!
IMMEDIATE DECREE from King James then issued and carried out by Blacky the cat.
Hear ye. Hear ye.
All dead, under-dressed American Cockroaches will be classified as enemy combatants from this day forward. As per classification, these vermin must be sent to sea after death lest they multiply. In which case, there is no sea within a mile, Lake Michigan will do. These vermin will be encased in paper boats since that is the most environmentally friendly option. Goodbye American Cockroaches. We do not want you here. Not even as art.
No parade. just a drum roll please.
—- signed, Blacky
Cabinet Secretary, Head Henchman.
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