DEAD BUGS DON’T CRY.

Defense report. Star Wars Day – Cinco de Mayo weekend.

An onslaught of American Cockroaches have infiltrated the apartment in the last few days and they didn’t even dress up for the occasion. Cockroaches in the medicine cabinet is one thing, but by gawd there was even a freakin roach in the water dish! Bugs that don’t dress up are a travesty and need to be eliminated.  There is a dress code with a fun quotient that needs to be met or else the pest should be served for supper. Currently the defense department has called control and clean up crews to keep the situation under control. It has been deemed that signage needs to be procured to let the cockroaches know what the expectations of their arrival are and how to act. Obviously, these bugs weren’t raised right.

Threat Level – dead puppies

—- signed, Blacky the cat

Cabinet Secretary, Ninja assassin.