COCKROACH INFILTRATION UPDATE

In the ongoing effort to quell the badly mannered and poorly dressed cockroach invasion, Black Black tried many methods of entrapment including bug bombing.  Black Black, being the over-meticulous cat that he is, didn’t just use one bomb, he used many.  This mixing of chemicals caused his brain to go haywire.and his senses to overload.  He realized that he had to take a break, and when he did this overwhelming mood came over him.  He realized that the discovery of cockroaches in the apartment started the same day as the death of Slayer Jeff Hanneman (one of his favorite bands) and the birthday of wrestler – bad action movie actor Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.  In his tripped out, bug bombed mind, he discerned that the only way to truly get rid of the cockroaches was to do a tribute to both Jeff Hanneman and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. The next few hours were then devoted to finding a stellar heavy metal rock wig with just the right guitar. It must have been divine intervention as he found them laying around, no problem. Thank goodness as that could have been many seasons in the abyss. Black Black then proceeded to smell what the Rock was cooking by making a cheat meal of epic proportions. Pancakes of course. 

Tribute level – Bullish

Throwing up bull horns to the thrash metal god and Brahma bull,

—— signed,

Black Black

Cabinet Secretary, Mental Superstar