(#art Dimitri Dyachkov)

It took almost seven years, but it happened. My man managed to buy out the cats with cheeseburgerz. This buyout caused a complete upheaval in the governmental structure of the Council of Cats. Henceforth the Council will be considered a Parliamentary structure. Honestly, I think the man just wanted his own title since he didn’t have one under the Council. The cats begrudgingly gave him subcommittees once in awhile, but for a guy with an ego this isn’t enough power.  So he started lobbying Imy and Black Black with McDoubles. From there he staged a coup and met a quorum to overthrow the Council. 

The man now has the title of King James and Imy is the Prime Minister. Black Black the cat still considers himself the super spy of the group so he’s calling himself the James Bond of cats for now. 007 to all his friends. All other titles to be named in session later this week.