Council of cats are still up in paws. Tuna shortage continues. Only four days ration to be had in the cabinet. #conundrums #catscantdrive

Dept of Treasury (self)’s continuing to suffer snafus incurred during mercury retrograde #switchingprovidersandplansforeverythingishaaarrddd

Hey ghosts.. I think you confused baseball with boxing this morning. Go back to what you know. #ithinkicanbeatmiketyson #aspirinworks

originally tweeted 4-11-2013  @onlyfatrabbit