survey I took on myspace plus news on Plan B

The prayers, the vitamins, the calls have worked…Plan B was a success. Now I just need to figure out how to get from Plan B to where I want to be. Back to the drawing board. Happy Fannin is here for now…hopefully it stays that way.

I have edited this down so that it wouldn’t be such a long update on here…if you want to see the whole version of it, you’ll have to be my friend on my space and I’ve rejected the last 10 requests to be added so if you aren’t already on the list, the chances are slim.

2) Are you a lover or a fighter?
~ Well I can be either but I’ve had more experience being a fighter

3) What’s your worst fear?
~ Being locked in a room full of snakes

4) As a kid, were you a Lego Maniac?
~ I wasn’t a maniac but I did have quite a few lego sets

7) Were you a cute baby?
~ Yes, I was and I dare anyone to say otherwise!!!!

8) Is the single life for you?
~ Well it is the life that I’ve known quite well but I don’t like it

11) Have you ever bungee jumped?
~ Mickie, Joey and I did the thing at Six Flags…scared the crap out of me…Joey still has bruises 8 months later from me gripping his arms but you didn’t just read that!!!!

15) Can you swim?
~ I can get in the water and struggle for my life to stay afloat…just like the Titanic

16) Have you seen the movie “Donnie Darko”?
~ Painful movie to watch…God awful…Definitely on the list of my top 5 most hated movies

17) Do you give a damn about the ozone?
~ No…No I do not…big surprise coming from a Republican huh?

18) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
~ In the commercial, the owl gets there in 3

21) Are you an only child?
~ Could anyone follow me? Don’t answer that question. I am an only child.

23) Do you give a damn about the Ozone?
~ Not even after asking me a second time.

24) What’s your stand on hunting?
~ I don’t hunt but I don’t begrudge those that do as long as they eat what they kill

25) Is marriage in your future?
~ I don’t know. The first free minute was up on the psychic hotline before they answered that question…I mean I have never called those things…I don’t know but I hope so.

28) Is Elvis still alive?
~ Nope. I once lost a speech meet because of Elvis. I did radio news and it was his birthday and I didn’t mention it what with him being DEAD and everything. The judge docked me and I lost because of it. The next week my entire report was fictional people that would have been celebrating birthdays if they were still alive. I lost again and the speech coach didn’t think it was funny and I no longer competed in the radio news event. I just did the political extemperaenous speeches.

30) How do you like your eggs?
~ scrambled with cheese and ketchup

31) Are blondes dumb?
~ some are but that can be said about every grouping of people

32) Where does the other sock end up?
~ A terrorist kidnaps it and holds it hostage but I refuse to negotiate with terrorists especially over a $2 pair of socks so I just go buy another pair…if it is too soon for that kind of joke for you, get over it.

37) Do you prefer baths or showers?
~ Showers. I don’t want to sit submerged in dirty water while taking a bath.

38) Is Santa Claus real?
~ Yep it is a town in Indiana…even has an amusement park

41) What are you addicted to?
~ Sarcasm

42) Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
~ Creamy is dreamy

46) Is drug free the way to be?
~ It is for me until I haven’t slept well in several days…then it is give me the damn Tylenol PMs and wake me in the morning.

47) Are you a heavy sleeper?
~ I wake up at the slightest noise unless it has been several days since I’ve slept well. I had to wake up in the middle of the night to give my mom shots of demerol the last couple months of her life and I would have to help my dad get up and down in the night to so I had to be able to hear them call from across the hall to go help…it has carried over with me to this day.

49) Do you like your life?
~ Life and I have an understanding…it doesn’t kill me and I won’t kill it and we will do our best to peacefully coexist.

51) Are you Pyschic?
~ Nope but I did know you were going to ask that question.

54) Have you ever stolen money?
~ Monopoly money but that shouldn’t count

55) Can you snowboard?
~ I don’t play in the snow

56) Do you like camping?
~ God invented electricity, indoor plumbing, cable television and a comfortable bed so I wouldn’t have to live like it was the 1800s in the Wild West.

58) Do you believe in magic?
~ No but I believe in you (give yourself a sticker if you got that that was a reference to a popular Don Williams song from the 70s)

61) Can you do the moonwalk?
~ Nope nor do I molest little boys so I guess I can’t pass for being Michael Jackson.

64) What was the last thing you ate?
~ chicken and broccoli…wait I had a peanut butter and banana sandwich after that

67) Whats the most annoying tv commercial?
~ Those fucking Volkswagon commercials with the wannabe gangsta thug German white guy flashing gang signs and shit. Someone should shoot that fucker right in the face so he is never on my television ever again.

69) Favorite song at the moment?
~ My Way


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