Nursing homes and Christmas Carols…edited w/ survey plus convo w/ grandma

I went with my grandma to the nursing home today to visit my aunt. I’ve said it before but I’m going to say it again. If it ever comes down to me having to go to a nursing home, I hope someone loves me enough to just kill me. I couldn’t even imagine how unbearable it would be to have to live in one of those things.

Anyway, when we got to the nursing home today, there was a choir group from Nettle Creek elementary school there to sing Christmas carols. I can’t believe that the one time in a month that I go over there and it is the day that they have caroling. I knew I should have waited until Friday to go over with my grandma.

I can’t stand Christmas carols. I can’t stand Christmas decorations. I hate Christmas. My mom died 13 years ago this Christmas season and I don’t get into a festive Christmas spirit. BAH HUMBUG is my motto these days. I don’t allow a Christmas tree to be put up here in the house and I don’t expect to go and listen to Christmas carols for an hour either. I would almost rather be subjected to watching an hour of wrestling matches involving King of the Shit List because at least that would put me to sleep. Well now I’m getting carried away because no one deserves to be punished like that so I’ll take the Christmas carols. Maybe an hour seminar on how to carry bags properly and how to properly insert the needle into your ass would be better than wrestling matches. Nah it would still be boring and robotic so I’ll still stick to the carols.

Anywho, I have to go to my aunt and uncle’s down the street on Christmas Eve for a couple of hours. My Aunt Faye and her boyfriend Al are leaving for Kentucky on Christmas morning so it will just be my grandma and me here at the house on Christmas. I’ll get to sleep in and watch football all day so I guess that is a good thing as long as the Bears beat the Packers. Meatloaf and mashed potatoe sandwiches are on the menu and I can’t wait that tasty treat.

It’s coming close to the beatdown on Jimmy Jacobs. I’m going to ask Bull to leave a little piece of him for me to kick the shit out of when the match is over. Hopefully Bull will feel like obliging the request. I’ll stay out at the gimmick table until it is time for the match just so I don’t have to share the locker room with roidbot. It has been awhile since I’ve managed and I don’t know how contagious boring and stale can be so I don’t need it rubbing off on me. While personality, charisma and brains may not be greater than muscles and being a bitch to the stars in real life to some people, I have to rely on what I have to be successful as a manager. Afterall, if the fans are put into a coma, they can’t buy anymore tickets to future shows.

That is all the ranting I have to do for now. Until next time…

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So my aunt calls tonight about trouble with her daughter concerning her grandkids. My grandma then gets onto the conversation about how I’m running out of time to find a girl and start a family before she dies so she can she her greatgrandkids produced by me. Like I need to be told that I’m running out of time to find a girl that likes me and to start a family. She might as well have notified me that I’m getting a little chubby while she was at. Perhaps point out a few more obvious things as well.

Anyway, here is a survey stolen from Tiffany from myspace. Enjoy:

survey stolen from Tiffany

1) Are your parents married or divorced? my parents are deceased

2) Vegetarian? not even close. I’d die quickly without hamburger

3) Heaven? I believe there is a heaven and I look forward to when I can reunite with my family there.

4) Come close to dying? Ian, BFE and myself almost died in a car wreck when I totalled my Jeep and we almost flipped over the concrete barrier and fell 25 feet to the road below the interstate.

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7? I don’t wear jewelry 24/7.

6) Are you eating? not right now but I could eat.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yep.

8) Makeup? never.

9) Were you usually the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationships? I’ve only had one relationship and the end came mutually.

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? Nope…I am what I am and I’m staying that way

11) What do you wear to bed? Snoopy Pajama pants and a shirt.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal? If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

13) Can you roll your tongue? I can curl it up and I can sort of roll it.

14) Pluck your eyebrows? no.

15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear? The watch Shania got me for Christmas when she worked at Dakota Watch Company.

16) Abortion? I am against it.

17) Hair color? Dark Brown.

18) Future child’s name? well I always wanted to have a son named after my dad, Mitchell and a daughter named after my mom Terri. Reality has sunk in and I know that there is no family of my own in my future so it doesn’t matter what I would name nonexistent children

19) Do you snore? Sometimes.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? Florida would be nice since I didn’t get to go the two times I thought I might. Italy, Ireland and other places in Europe would be awesome.

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No but I still have the first stuffed animal that I was given (a lamb when I was born) and I have a stuffed Chicago Cubs baseball that Mickie won for me out of a machine.

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do with it? IWA would be thriving. I would be out of wrestling or the people that I don’t like in wrestling would be wiped off the face of the earth. I would have Cubs and Bears season tickets and basically do whatever I wanted to do.

23) Gold or silver? I don’t care.

24) Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburger. I would rather eat my pinkie than a hot dog.

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Cheeseburgers ketchup only.

26) Beach, city, or country? City.

27) Who was the last person you touched? My grandma when I hugged her good night.

28) Where do you eat? Kitchen or at a fast food place.

29) When’s the last time you cried? maybe it was last night…maybe it was never

30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Yes.

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Go out no. I might end up that way as a result of something at a wrestling show but I can’t confirm that rumor

32) Ever been involved with the police? I was a police cadet in high school. I made captain and won several shooting awards from the NRA

33) Believe in Santa? I’ll believe if I get what I want for Christmas.

34) Do you talk in your sleep? I might have once or twice in my life.

35) Beach or pool? Pool. I’ve never been to a beach

36) Can you cross your eyes? Yes but it hurts.

37) What’s your favorite song at the moment? “Anything But Mine” by Kenny Chesney.

38) Window seat or aisle? If you are talking about on a plane: aisle.

39) Ever met anyone famous? Yep.

40) Do you feel that you’ve ever had a truly successful relationship? Well since I’m not married, I would say that I haven’t had a truly successful one. My relationship with Shaina was great and I wouldn’t trade it for the world especially since it is probably all that I will ever have but I can’t call it truly successful since it ended.

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl and scoop.

42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah.

43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? No because I haven’t had any nor will I.

44) How long does your shower last? can’t say that I have ever timed it.

45) Do you drive stick? God invented automatic transmission so I wouldn’t have to drive stick.

46) Cake or ice cream? Ice cream…unless it was an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen. I like those cakes.

47) Self-conscious? Absolutely.

48)What time do you get up? when in Morris around 8:30 am.

49) Have you ever given money to a bum? Quite a few times. Once Shaina and I gave a hamburger to a bum and he yelled at us because it wasn’t money for booze. Fuck him. He ruined it for the rest of them.

50) When was your first crush? Grade school.

51) Where do you wish you were? I would say at someone’s funeral but I wouldn’t go to that so I don’t know. I wish I was in Dallas at Southfork Ranch.

52) Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Not that I know of.

53) Ever been given a ring? No but I have to help set one up very often.

54) Longest relationship? Shaina and I dated for 2 years and 2 months.

55) Last gift you received: Adrianne got me the Hart Foundation/Jimmy Hart triple pack exclusive to Wal-Mart.

56) Last sport you played? Does pro wrestling count? If not, basketball.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on? IWA, traveling, friends, family, food.

58) Where do you live? Morris, Illinois.

59) High school you attended: Morris Community High School

60) Last wedding attended: my good friend Mark’s wedding the same night as Meeting of the Minds. That is why I was in the tuxedo at that show

61) Favorite fast food restaurant: Burger King.

62) Where do you work: IWA Mid-South.

63) Can you cook? I can cook what I eat.

64) Most hated food: Hot Dog.

65) Can you sing? Buy Revenge Served Cold and find out for yourself.

66) Last concert attended: Brad Paisley, Sara Evans and Sugarland.

67) Last kiss? Would have been June 7, 2004

68) Favorite Alcoholic drink: I don’t drink alcohol

69) Current Crush? The spot is open for any takers. I currently have two that could fit the bill but probably don’t want any part of it just like every other woman so yeah the spot is open for anyone interested.

70) What is your favorite pen ink color? Black.


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