Today was a very lazy day around the Casa de Fannin. Then again, when is it not??? I didn’t even get out of my pajamas and the only time I left the house was to walk to the mailbox. My back is still sore but not as bad as it was on Saturday.
I decided to lounge on the love seat in the living room most of the day and watch DVDs. The first one that I watched was Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Fusion gave me this DVD at KOTDM and I just never got around to watching it before today. My grandma left to go visit her sister at the nursing home so I had the house to myself and figured I could watch it without grandma getting mad that I wasn’t in the kitchen watching television with her. Fusion got his copy of this movie early as a promotional release. It had “property of 20th Century Fox Publicity department” written on the bottom of the screen the entire movie. That took some getting used to but it certainly didn’t ruin the movie for me. I was pleased with the movie. I’m not huge on Angelina Jolie and since I like Jennifer Aniston, I’m not a big fan of Brad Pitt these days. That being said, it was a good movie. They built up the plot and developed the characters. They saved the majority of the high spots for the finish of the movie so they had some good pyschology and a great build to the finish. I was worried it was going to be like “Speed” and be non stop high spots and just a disaster of a movie to watch. They threw in some comedy and I liked the parts with Vince Vaughn. Of course, I thought the irony was classic in the fact that Brad and Angelina are married in the movie and that Vince Vaughn is in it…perhaps they can make a Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2 and have Jennifer Aniston play Vince Vaughn’s wife and they can have a tag team grudge match as hired assassins trying to kill each other.
Ever the proponent of equal time, I then finished watching my DVD of season 10 of Friends. I had seen a few of the episodes from the beginning of the season and still hadn’t watched the finale. I thought it was a great run of episodes. I liked the finale. I hated the last episode of Everybody Loves Raymond because they didn’t do anything to give the show closure. You definitely knew that this was the end of Friends. They had the ending just the way it should have been. I was very unhappy with the fact that Dakota Fanning made an appearance. I hate that little girl and all her relatives. Damn them for having a “g” on the end of their name and making people think that one goes on the end of my name. GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Wal-Mart still has Season’s 1 and 2 for sale for $20 so I will be getting those soon (hell maybe even tomorrow) and then slowly accumulate the other seasons as well.
I was checking my page on myspace and I saw a bulletin posted by Ryan Cruz. It was a booty call application. I am going to go ahead and copy and paste it onto my livejournal. I know that no one will fill it out but I just wanted to be able to say this: Nick Maniwa and Mark Wolf, I love you guys like brothers and love your sense of humor but please don’t fill this out and send it to me. The females that read this, you can send the application to iwafannin73@yahoo.com.
Now for the application:
This has got to be the greatest bulletin ive ever seen…BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person.
RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YUR BOOTY-CALL!
Name: ___________________
Age: ____________________
Phone: (____) ____________
Occupation: ____________________
Height______ Weight______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
How often do you have sex?(check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__
How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___
Do u like Giving oral sex(Y/N)___
Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___
While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)
Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play______
List three positions u like:
1.
2.
3.
What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___
When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___
How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___
Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list:
Most interesting place you’ve done it:
What would you do to me if we were stuck alone together in an elevator for an hour?:
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