Survey gimmick stolen from Ken

Ten Things You May Not Have Known About Me:

1. I was in the 1992/1993 Who’s Who Among American High School Students and was also in the National Honors Society.

2. I only won 3 matches in my 2 year high school wrestling career that weren’t by forfeit but yet was the number 1 seed in the conference JV tournament at 171 pounds (I finished 4th).

3. I didn’t go out for wrestling my senior year and instead joined the speech team. The coach didn’t really want me back on the wrestling team after I tried to hit an Oswego wrestler with a chair as he was celebrating after pinning one of our guys. I fared much better at speech with 2 1sts, 2 2nds and 2 3rds.

4. I was 0 for 3 asking girls out in high school so I didn’t even try in college. I didn’t have my first date until I was 23 and my first official girlfriend until I was 25. I think that is worth some kind of award for futility.

5. I was almost shot by Secret Service for throwing Anti-Clinton signs over a fence at a speech Clinton was giving on the UK campus.

6. I was given the nickname “Toughest Damn Ring Announcer In The Business” by Tracy Smothers after an altercation with Atomic Dog in the locker room back in 1999.

7. Tracy added “Meanest and Craziest” to it after an altercation with New Jack in the locker room. Damn I do some stupid things.

8. I used to have to give my mom shots of demerol at night before she died and I’m deathly afraid of needles.

9. I had to drop out of college my sophomore year to come home before my dad died. He passed away 12 hours after I got home. I went back to college the next semester and eventually graduated just like I promised my mom and dad that I would.

10. When Ian talks about me being a “grandma’s boy” and my grandma controlling my money etc at the shows, he is 100% correct.

Good Day.






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